A Schnook’s View prt3.. overlooking the verandah

Dec 28, 2025.Tom’s Auto, Shoshone Wyoming.Wind River Reservation

ok, so where was i…. that’s right the grossly overpriced uet highly convenient NAPPA fuel pump installed by the town mechanic. Maybe he did a good job, maybe not. I cant say for sure because upon returning to Riverton twenty minutes later and while pumping for the first time since high school forty dollars of premium gasoline I hear the rushing sound of a fucking quarter horsepissing on the concrete…no wait, that was fourty dollars of premium gasoline spewing forth from beneath my jeep, mother fucker!!

I had just enough fumes to make it literally across tthe street thankfully, where it convieniently died directly across from grizzled rugged cowboy’s home where my rv was parked and continuously vandalized. And it rests like a paraplegic for about a week with a promise from tom that if it was a booboo of his it would get fixed for free. And when that week had arrived I attached the umbilical chord to cowboy’s truck and we began to tow it only for me to stop him ten yards down federal Avenue because even at a blistering legal speed of thirty miles per hour he was towing a death trap!

Oh yeah, while sitting hapless for a week somehow the front suspension was completely fucked itbut having no other way to tow the fucking thing he towed it to shoshoni with me in the behind the jeeps steering wheel praying to God while cowboy, well, he ignored my horn honking and arm flailing and text messaging the whole way as he did 70 mph towing a dingy with absolutely no power steering nor front end suspension at all…the damned fool would have killed us both if I’d lost control of the steering wheel as I zipped to and frow down the fucking interstate…asshole.

It cost me another $150 to have Tom fix the problem and I dont even remember what the fuck he said it was this time. But remember it was brought back to him because it leaked all the fuel I put in it the same day he replaced that expensive as fuck pump it needed.

Get me right, Tom may have been completely legit and perhaps had nothing to do with all the vandalism and shit happening the previous fortnight, idk but I’m still, even after the previous day’s events which ended our association,giving him the benefit of the doubt. HOWEVER….

…to be continued again because it’s too fucking cold to keep typing. Stay tuned for part 4, or dont… I dont give a fuck, I’m not writing this for anyone’s enjoyment. I’m writing it as therapy so I dont flip my shit and hurt myself nor anyone else… your welcome.

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