A Glass Half Full

Sept 23, 2016 Irony is like relish…and I love, but fucking love relish. And here’s the relish of it all; the only joy I am getting out of life anymore is in defiance of the corruption and abuse of the local yokels in authority around here. Yummers, oh but wait, here’s some more relish, they’re using strategic lawsuits against people’s participation (SLAPP,) to keep me in a perpetual state of financial destitution by interfering and preventing me from maintaining employment which means I am unable to pay taxes which contribute to their salaries or support the local economy with my consumerism…fucking delicious!

And since I have the right to choose who, what and where pertaining to my medical needs, treatment which they refuse to provide anyways, I simply refuse to sign their consent forms and shazam! They ain’t get paid by medicaid either, well, at least not legitametly. God, it’s so scrumptious! Yes, please yes, pile on some more of that sweet sweet relish! Now, I have always maintained that I use writing as a form of therapy which means that all of this bloviating is therapeutic and as using satire, political or otherwise, is protected by the Right to Free Speech and the Right to Freedom of Expression, and since I can back up everything I’m talking about with hard physical evidence well, I’ll think I’ll have some relish, please?

In fact, right at this very moment I am rolling around in relish up to my fucking eye balls and loving every palatable millisecond of it. And best of all; since I can’t afford to pay for their services or lawyers they have no choice but to

A) allow me to represent myself in court at which time I will win whatever malicious prosecution I am fighting against or

B) be misrepresented by whichever crooked dirt bag crony lawyer they pull from their pockets who will break a bunch of laws which I will relentlessly document, describe and blog about until one day these dastardly wrongdoers are brought to justice, their criminal abuses rectified, and I and my once good name and reputation are restored… or they kill me.

Tell me, how is that for Glass Half Full?

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