What It Looks Like When an Arapaho Woman Says “I Love You” To a Paleface

I ain’t spinning yarns here; this is the straight dope. It ain’t prejudice, it’s just the cold, hard truth. Audrelia Bobby Nicole Jenkins kept chirping ‘I love you’ like a broken record while stabbing at the air between us with a Teflon blade half as long as a ruler.

When I returned the sentiment, I did it by dialing the precinct to keep the peace instead of breaking her ribs. The only reason I’m still breathing is because she was too wasted on cheap rotgut to hit a stationary target, swinging her blade at a ghost while I danced through the shadows of my own hallway.

I, Zachary Ian Freeman, solemnly swear under penalty of perjury to the truthfulness and accuracy of this blog entry with laser precision and candid detail.

True Tales from Slaughtery’s Place (the Noire Files)

Knowing is Half the Battle

Did you know there were over 150,000 missing persons reported last year in the United States alone? Yes, terror lurks around every corner, behind every tree and within every website. Social Medea moguls Facebook, Twitter & Craigslist have systematically rendered you and your ilk defenseless against the horror. Strangers locate and target you, your loved ones and theirs with the stroke of a 'qwerty' from remote computers, behind international boundaries, with diplomatic immunity. Don’t be fooled into thinking they’re only after your money and identity, they’re after you and your children! Everyone knows how easy it is to fall victim to identity theft. Anyone with an android phone and bar-code scanner can simply stand behind you at the grocery store and steal your credit card information while it’s tucked safely in your pocket. Ax wielding fanatical terrorists are waiting behind the very next tree to cut off your fingertips to unlock your advanced security automobile and drive away into the darkness with your personal information. At this very moment highly trained professionals are out there already plotting against you. Why who knows, they could be snooping through your bedroom or desktop computer right now while you’re at work, at the bank or in the pool...

About the Protagonist; A Letter to Lisa

Mizz Lehman, you understand that I’m "frustrated," at the county? You think I’m, “frustrated,” do you? Obviously you don’t understand what I’m feeling or you would have chosen a better euphemism then “frustrated.” I’ll enlighten you with the reality of my feelings towards the county by sharing a few of those feelings with you… The county’s fabricated and false records indicate that I owe $1,600 in fines and $900 in fees? Tell you what; go ahead and tell your superiors to make up a few more phony charges against me and tack on another few thousand dollars to them so that I can refuse to pay it too. I’ll spend every hard earned dime I make paying for private therapy and discontinue Medicaid simply out of spite to prevent this county from getting paid. I’ll waste all of my money driving all the way to Denver to buy gas and toilet paper just to keep it out of the county’s pockets. The county says I can’t perform community service without its involvement? It says I can’t get this evaluation without its involvement? It says I can’t maintain a job or counseling without its involvement? Sure I can. As a matter of fact, I got rehired by the same employers I had at the same job I had when the county “detained” me for a month before sending me to Peublo’s mental hospital for a month. The only lesson the county taught me by illegally sending me to a mental hospital was that the food at the mental hospital was great! I sat around in Pueblo watching documentaries from American Justice all day long. I love documentaries! Oh and when I learned that my pretrial caseworker Amber Korgan and my public defender Lynn Ward had spent four months withholding information about the county’s Mental Health Intervention Program while trying to pressure me into breaking the law to pay for pretrial services I managed on my own to meet with a psychiatrist, acquire diagnostics and a diagnosis and got two prescriptions for medications filled. Apparently I can do it without the county’s involvement. The only thing I can’t do on my own is receive competent or honest assistance from any of the county’s programs or employees. The county is going to arrest me for refusing to pay Zachary Scott Freeman’s court fines? Great! That means I don’t have to work and can spend more time pointing out where you’re all abusing your authority…that is, to explain the duties of your jobs to you. It means I won’t have to pay taxes that contribute to your salaries. It gives me more to write about. I love to write! The county has spent over $31,000 since last September teaching me a lesson and know what? I bet I can triple that amount in half the time. I’m curious to see how much money this greed-mongering entity and its “kangaroo court” are willing to spend to punish me for saying, “No, I won’t break the law to pay you.” That! is what this has all been about. How much do YOU suppose I’m worth? Let’s be clear about one thing…the county broke its contract with me which means I am not bound to that agreement anymore. I’m not wasting my time or resources coming to you. You’re the probation officer. Your office mooches a fortune from the people’s taxes. I’m choosing to do the bulk of your job for you by contacting you…so if you feel the need to see me then do your own foot work and drop in on me unannounced. I’m real easy to find. Tell Mr Stein over at county collections to try garnishing my paychecks. He’ll only get a small percentage of one because I’ll quit my job the very next day and get on food stamps and the county can lose more of its money as a result of trying to steal from me. So tell me, does it still sound like I’m “frustrated?” Signed, the Protagonist

The Wall of Shame

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Deputy State Director of the Larimer COunty Public Defender’s Office, Lynn Ward aka Lynn Morrison

“Privately Contracted” Colorado State Psychiatrist, Janice Ort

The Honorable Judge Mary Beranato

Feb 21, 2014 8:35am “A detective with the Fort Collins Police Department was arrested Thursday morning on one count of harassment, for making repeated phone calls. Court records show that his divorce was finalized on Valentines Day.” -the Coloradoan

“There’s no butting out because I never butted in. So you should watch yourself…and my friends don’t have shit to do with you Zach so fucking shut your stupid fucking mouth and go get some help before you hurt yourself.”

“Mr. Freeman, the court does not keep records of its hearings.”

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April 30, 2014

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This turd showed up at my home in Windsor, in the middle of the night, outside his jurisdiction to harass me after my filing numerous complaints regarding him to his depart and issuing a subpoena ordering him to appear and testify at my trial. The case was dismissed by the city and picked up by the county in their effort to cover up McNerney’s misconduct and offenses…but I shall not be quiet.