Medical Madness

So, I’m perusing through the Big Book of Medical Anomalies and stumble up on a particularly horrifying example, the Misplaced Anus;

the medical condition wherein the asshole contorts around the massive hardened blockage of sharp cheddar cheese, pork chops and apple fritters that has been sitting in the rectum for eight days and from there gets pushed down towards the scrotum by the nearly bursting pressure buildup of urine; contents of the bladder which, thanks to chronic masterbation, is unable to depressurize due to the damaged and partially crushed urethra… Gawd damn!

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