Hands down, top of the list is the Octopus. This fucker can shapeshift, employs camofuflage, can problem solve better than most people I know including myself, and and and according to the most recent reports that I’ve caught a wiff of they can even alter their own DNA in highly specific situations and in unusually unique ways leading researchers to report in credible journals (do your own homework to discover which ones) to suggest it may be an EIL (extraterrestrial intelligent life-form) brought here via panspermia.
Second on this humbleist list o’ mine be the immortal jellyfish, Turritopsis dohrnii…now there’s been a lot of backpedaling from various sources that Google didn’t spend a few billion dollars to research the secrets to immortality because it’s; ridiculous, absurd, impossible or whatever, BUT, I was in college with access to JSTOR and was able to read much research that hadn’t yet been refined, refiltered nor rejected via peer reviews and honestly, if you doubt that Westen macadamia uh, Academia buries more facts and evidence than it has ever unearthed then far be it from me to burst your bubble..(oh shit, you do know bubbles can burst, right?)
Google did spend a few billion to research longevity (with the actual goal being the acquisition of immortality, transhumanism taking longer than the illuminati’s infamous patience declaires,) only to put forth their squishy prospect;
Third.. now now, mustn’t give away everything in our heads. AI knows enough about me to create a profile and bungling/corruption from the authorities has defamed my character enough already to see me recognized persona non grata.